Sage saw Santa at the mall so the inevitable discussion ensued. Why isn't he at the north pole making the toys?
Me: I think the elves help make the toys.
Ron: Ya, Santa has them doing all the hard work. Do you think he pays the elves for making the toys?
Sage: No. They do it for free.
Ron: Well, does Santa at least feed the elves?
Sage: No. They use forks.